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Captain Obvious Tee!
Captain Obvious Tee!
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Looking for the perfect gift to spark a laugh and deliver a hint (with love, of course)? This quirky design is the ultimate choice for Captain Obvious moments! Whether it’s for your spouse, co-worker, teenager, nosy neighbor, or even "that guy," this T-shirt or mug says it all with a playful jab that’s sure to bring a smile.
Send it as a cheeky blind gift and keep them guessing—after all, who doesn’t love a little mystery? Buahahaha! Perfect for office parties, secret Santa, or just for fun, this is the gift that keeps on giving (a lotta love and a little sass). ❤️
Get yours now and let the fun begin!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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